suck your mom

a word used by a lot of roadmen and they would say it to offend and then the person would take offence.
person 1- suck your mom blud
Person 2 - oi you talken about my mom fuck of
by Ella Wootton March 03, 2021
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sucks a bag of cheese

"You're paralyzed? Man, that sucks a bag of cheese."
by Ezomz July 19, 2009
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Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.
Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.
by Dirky McDiggler August 08, 2011
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suck my elbow

since "suck my dick" is offensive to women, "suck my elbow" is offensive because you can't suck your own elbow therefor someone else has to suck your elbow. it's the perfect insult.
john- "you stole my car"

Jenny- "Well you can suck my elbow!"
by The Gremelyn March 12, 2011
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Suck My Dog

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off
Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog
by SceneOne March 09, 2011
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Suck It University

Suck It University (SIU) is the actual college for people who suck dick! So all you fags go getcho applications today:)
Ohhh, uber pwnge, get some beotch!! how bout you just go get yoself an application to Suck It University, i bet you'd graduate with honors!
by tux4lobo November 10, 2010
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