Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.
Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.
by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.
by chunghwa October 24, 2023

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Da real GBABY is a wonderful person, who is fine asf , smart asl , and is with all the shits, and nice but don’t test they gangsta
by Gang4l March 6, 2022

by Oshjays July 21, 2024

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

Real niggas come alive when they got a black president/vice president; SO IT'S BOUT TO BE POPPIN IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: How would you describe yourself in one word?
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions
by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021
