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Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
Face Book Post Mortim by WSH51 November 13, 2011

high-post 

As in basketball. A play where the defense is kept honest by using good ball-movement, especially around the outer areas of the court.
The Lakers have an awesome high-post offense.
high-post by Cosmic Truckaz October 16, 2003

two tone post malone 

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

pity post 

the act of posting to a social networking cite a depressing post in order get pity from the opposite sex
dude you see Roberts ridiculous pity post he posted on facebook the other day??
pity post by kc crozz December 17, 2011

two legged post pounder 

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

MMA Post Whore 

An MMA post whore or a Lindsay Lohan can often be found screaming for attention from your nearest MMA forum, adding little if nothing to the discussion and more often than not leaving irrelevant one smilie posts. They can often be seen popping up in any and every thread no matter how little knowledge they have on the subject, for the love of God, do not let these fiends loose with on any site that has a poll option, they go crazy for that shit.
However in the war against post whoring MMA launched its latest most effective ever deterrent, simply named a "Draylor" or "that bastard Draylor". So far the effects have been a ruthless but effective "shoot first, ask questions later" policy.
Wolfgang666, mobboss, gogogadget, 314159, SLaNGiN, krushdnasty, crossdx, joecrack, mrmagoo421

Often imitated usernames for being an mma post whore.
MMA Post Whore by KrushdNasty February 10, 2008