Tom

Blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit……….

Tom Is just a regular person who takes a you know what in the morning.

by Taj4670 November 24, 2021

Tom

The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.

"Tom gets in car"

"Windows go down".

by Mr_damascus June 03, 2016

Tom

Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.

“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”

by secret account September 14, 2022

Tom

A boyfriend who texts you after school and very rarely ever talks to you face to face ,

While texting he’s the sweetest guy in the world and says he loves and cares for you but you feel like he’s only saying things for your satisfaction and then ignores you at school and ignores your texts then when you say something about it he says no that’s not true don’t worry it’ll will be ok

It’s been at least four weeks you’ve been together but he hasn’t talked to you often and your not even sure you love even like him anymore but you know deep down that you still care

Girlfriend; (texts) hey

Tom ; (reads the text) ( decides he’s gonna leave you on read)

Girlfriend; ah when you gonna text me (thinks to herself) he probably doesn’t even love me like i love him 🖤💙💔💘

by unknownomfgthersnoothernames November 04, 2019

Toms

Kemis slaves

Kemi and the toms

by t1t_suckerr October 09, 2022

Tom

Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.

where is tom " i doubt anybodies seen him".

by Why would you want a username March 07, 2020

tom

biggest attention seeker, he's normally gay, likes it up the bum and he is really annoying

tom: "got totally wasted on the weekend" (only had half a drink)

by gookslayer9000 August 14, 2023