Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean
by DICK-tionary December 09, 2024
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hubble muffin

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier
omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!
by wifeyevie November 03, 2010
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portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 07, 2021
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Grumble muffin

When a bubble of flatulence is released from the anus and is re trapped in the vaginal opening of a woman and then released again this is what is called a “Grumble Muffin
Not to confused with a queef
So i ate pickled pigs feet , hard boiled eggs and chill last night with my boyfriend and released a grumble muffin last night while having sex
by @whatsadick4 August 27, 2021
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adorable little muffin

1. Someone who impresses others so much that a new name is created for them
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.
"Hey is that Lil'Muffin?"
"No, that's the adorable little muffin!"
by Lil' Muffin January 04, 2019
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pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.
My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.
by Tiffanylfudge March 16, 2018
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muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.
"What's my muffin baking name?"
by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021
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