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Creampie muffin

After filling your girl with cum, she drips creamie on a muffin and then eats the muffin.

The creampie has to make a frosting like cover on the muffin
She was so hungry, after we fucked she ate a "creampie muffin"
by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020
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Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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Muffin skin

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.
by Some whitts March 22, 2017
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Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 3, 2018
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fungus muffin

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.
by Willowbob March 8, 2018
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drop a muffin

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?
by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014
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