Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

cuddle monster

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow

harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster

by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by Baddie666 September 17, 2021

Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.

Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”

by Judgerichie November 5, 2023

Sea monster

Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,

“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?

by TheRealPokerPig August 4, 2020

Me monster

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike

Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

by aizaomi April 20, 2022

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015