long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

Long Night

long night is where reatard go and msoke weed and alohcol. it at night and also usualy involves hardship
also cupcake an food

yo whos goin to long night

by Insain Person March 29, 2024

long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

by daddy bruno July 14, 2022

audrey long

a very sweet girl who deserves the world.

“who’s that girl?”
“ur mom audrey long”

by urMOMisaBOMB.com July 29, 2022

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022