John Beckford

He's a little frackin puck baud. He wants to run the choppa, yet he can't. He loves eating glizzys ;)

frack you. Shut up ya John Beckford

by Ashwin.snixpe October 19, 2020

John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

by Lil purpp November 1, 2017

john sewell

A dick

He is such a john sewell

by Bgee1056 May 7, 2018

Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016

John O'niell

A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom

Stop being a John O'niell Don't lie about sex.
a fagot who needs to go kill there self

by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017

Little John

Small penis

Bitch 1: remember that dude from yesterday

Bitch 2: yeah what about him
Bitch 1: I sucked him off but figured out that he has a little john.
Bitch 2: knew he had a small dick fucking loser

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021