john sewell

A dick

He is such a john sewell

by Bgee1056 May 7, 2018

Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016

John O'niell

A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom

Stop being a John O'niell Don't lie about sex.
a fagot who needs to go kill there self

by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017

Johns Creek

A wealthy Georgia suburb north of Atlanta where no one knows how to drive and decent people are highly likely of being crashed into

"Hey Carl, wanna take your new Jeep for a ride"

"Hell no Samantha, we live in Johns Creek"

by navajojoe69 November 14, 2020

That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

Pulling a John

When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).

"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."

by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug December 14, 2012

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011