A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018
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by mjdolly April 4, 2018
Get the Jake mug.Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
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