A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 18, 2021
Get the Mouth showermug. Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
by kingofspin March 12, 2020
Get the I didn't come down in the last showermug. by Izza avalos December 23, 2017
Get the can you shower with that onmug. Where you take a 12 pack in the shower and have to finish it before you can get out. 15 minute time limit. First thing I learned when I moved to Lubbock, Texas.
Example 1: "Bro take a red raider shower when you get home so you can meet up with us at Chimys"
Example 2: "Im going to take a red raider shower so I can sleep better"
Example 3: "Its game day, going to take a 5 minute red raider shower"
Example 2: "Im going to take a red raider shower so I can sleep better"
Example 3: "Its game day, going to take a 5 minute red raider shower"
by davycrockettlife February 1, 2021
Get the Red Raider Showermug. Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."
Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 1, 2023
Get the Glass showermug. When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018
Get the Baby Showermug. When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022
Get the Russian Showermug.