Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 17, 2024

Horse-masking

Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).

Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"

by Philip.McCrevis April 23, 2019

To horse

To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.

In order to horse his ass you must be massive.

by Big daddy dave 69 February 16, 2020

Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 02, 2020

Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 02, 2020

swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 23, 2013

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 30, 2018