Happy

Means you’re sad :(

“Are you happy”
“Yes:(“

by Sad guy:( September 24, 2018

happy

dead

There will come a time when everybody will be happy.

by miserableape September 25, 2018

Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Billy from happy wheels

Billy is a bitch from happy wheels. Oh and did I mention he is a bitch!

Jacksepticeye: billy is such a bitch
Billy: no I’m not!
Jacksepticeye: yes you are bitch
Billy from happy wheels

by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ May 30, 2018

Happy

Something that people feel when they have not fully experienced life

Person 1: oh I got an A+ on the test, I’m so happy
You: what’s happy

by Winny du pie June 1, 2018