Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Real Sigma

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.

'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'

by abc chicken July 31, 2024

real

real

A: "real?"
B: "real"

by bajingan123 May 26, 2022

Real

a cry of pain.

A: "I want to die."

B: "real"

by A Salad December 4, 2022

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

real nibba hours

The time when shit go down

Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.

by Venomsterr May 23, 2018

so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 2, 2024