five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.

Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.

by Rster04 October 23, 2011

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016

Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.

Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.

by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025

Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.

Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.

by starkhitecture January 22, 2011

five tweezy

Generic white round Percocet with 512 imprint containing 325mg of Acetaminophen and 5mgs of Oxycodone. Usually abused to get high and legally obtainable. (Easy high dependency.)

"Yo i got some five tweezys!"

by AreYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009