Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Chris Brownmug. by The Anonymous Keylo February 10, 2023
Get the Chris Angeledmug. Hottest Man you will ever meet kind to everyone and always includes everyone. athletic baseball football soccer basketball boy he does it all 😂 great boyfriend daring amazing roller blading teacher super sweet ❤️😘🥵
Chris is my boyfriend
by Mriss April 17, 2022
Get the Chrismug. 
The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
Get the Chris-slappedmug. Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just wants one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.
by Shinetheshortgirl June 4, 2019
Get the chrismug. 1. The Governor of New Hampshire who Cleveland Steams his constituents for breakfast
2. Being a spoiled rich kid, who has never Chattanooga Push Popped in his life, have been handed over the Governor's Office from his daddy's rich name.
3. Verb. Cleveland steaming the voters while flipping them off to win an election.
2. Being a spoiled rich kid, who has never Chattanooga Push Popped in his life, have been handed over the Governor's Office from his daddy's rich name.
3. Verb. Cleveland steaming the voters while flipping them off to win an election.
Man, that piece of shit hellwhore who ran for the state senate and pulled a Chris Sununu on everyone and he didn't even do the Chattanooga Push Pop!
by rivwhores6969 December 6, 2020
Get the Chris Sununumug.