When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.
by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025

“I’m gonna load this bowl and each time we’re gonna try to clear the bowl in one hit. It’s called a Snapper bowl.”
by Joelyn Hope Miele December 28, 2017

G.W. Bowles aka Gaylord Worthington Bollinger is a former American actor and business man. To "pull a G.W." has taken on the connotation; to blow your one chance at legitimate success by rage quitting in an exceptionally immature and sequel deviant manner. Followed by a sharp downward spiraling motion ending in a career clout chasing youtube celebrities and performing oral sex acts in broken hot tubs in the Las Vegas Super 8.
"Hey how's the new job?"
"Aww man, I pulled a total G.W. Bowles. They didn't have my favorite coffee creamer so I tried to scratch out the eyeballs of the secretary. Now I'm just exposing myself on social media platforms amongst other men."
"Damn...again? Have some pride man"
"Aww man, I pulled a total G.W. Bowles. They didn't have my favorite coffee creamer so I tried to scratch out the eyeballs of the secretary. Now I'm just exposing myself on social media platforms amongst other men."
"Damn...again? Have some pride man"
by JBigDeal July 6, 2023

by SnitchHunta April 21, 2018

When a girl eats a bunch of corn and you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you cum in the shitty corny mixture.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
