Beat a Funti or Mio Day

in this day you can fight with funti and kill him :DDD

Beat a Funti or Mio Day is After 1957, the U.S. birth rate (per 1,000 population) declined for eleven consecutive years - the longest Funti Kill bust on record.

by Darkydaboi November 15, 2021

Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.

Frankie Beats fake dj loves prison food.

by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022

dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.

The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man

by 459395 February 18, 2023

Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
• Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed

*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”

by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day

On 20 April everyone is allowed to beat up E-Girl and Cute girl Day Packgod Beat up 56,688 times
so make sure prepare ur gun

Person 1: Hey Person 2 it is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day!!!!
Person 2: Holy shit lets go hunting
Person 1: Prepare ur gun rn!!11!1!

by VTubers_Killer23 March 31, 2023

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012