Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“May we all be mud monsters”

by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021

Mud Mixer

The last dude in a gangbang who is mixing all the other dude’s cum together.

Bro I can’t believe you were the Mud Mixer last night!

by Mud Mixing Champ June 12, 2025

Mud-Marlin

When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.

Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y

by Don Heffa May 4, 2013

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

mud shot

A happy hour Slippy to the Whoopi.

When I was done tongue punching her fart box she blew a mud shot in my eye

by Starfishcleaner July 7, 2021

F-mud

Acronym for f* my useless (non stem ) degree.

You use f-mud when you're unhappy w your useless liberal arts degree. Stem people don't need to use the phrase f-mud

by Sexydimma December 15, 2022

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017