pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016

Queef ass

A male or female who thinks that they are "the shit" or "cool". Typically a person of African American decent. Sometimes a person of hispanic descent. Usually someone born into wealth.

Look at trayvon with his new Jordan 11's, what a queef ass.

by Sadam December 29, 2016

ass-cident

When a woman's butt is so large, she knocks objects over when she turns around.

Anastasia broke a glass, two plates, and a kitchen drawer with just her booty. She had an ass-cident.

by TrappedInDumbasslandia January 13, 2017

ass gadget

n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)

s. ass gadget

p. ass gadgets

(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)

~middle of blunt~

josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.

andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.

by fantasyclique October 20, 2019

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Mike-Ass

A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.

Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.

Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.

by Grey Coast March 6, 2021