texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 6, 2024

texas beauty

A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.

Look over there dad! TB350. That’s one hell of a texas beauty.

by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025

Texas Police Officer

“Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"

by Roomba69 May 28, 2022

South Texas

The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.

Demographics:

90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys

South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Kosse , Texas

Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.

Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?

Other random person - duuude , how could you not

by Cream_of_mushroom May 16, 2025

Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021