Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017
Get the hawley texasmug. The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
Get the Texas snail trailmug. by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020
Get the texas rangermug. The greatest sports team to grace this earth since the '92 cowboys. They drop dick and piss all over .40 core softballs! Their battle cry of "CHAW!!!!!!!", which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or piss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.
Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!
by MRiDropDick2 August 12, 2010
Get the Texas Chawmug. texas is so gay
person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
by snowos March 1, 2022
Get the texasmug. Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
I love you Texas <3
by SmellyDiapers June 21, 2022
Get the Texasmug. When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.
by BeefStewy January 25, 2022
Get the Texas Telephonemug.