Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.

“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”

by bapedurag December 26, 2018

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

snake

leiken is a fucking snake 🐍

leiken is a snake beacause he lies all the time

by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019

Snaked

(Verb): Completely nailed it

Yo I totally snaked that presentation

by Pringle Chips January 12, 2021