book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.

Collin is a book nut.

by Fact man May 9, 2018

snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

bust a nut

frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.

If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.

by teenangstbullshit May 6, 2018

Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

Nut Rock

A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin.

And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.

by I.S.P. March 25, 2009