I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.

Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!

by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024

I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and they want you to join them

Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

I'm Cooked

Another way to say you're fucked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

I'm a chuckster!

- Various Piantas, Super Mario Sunshine

Often used to express distaste towards Episode 5 of Pianta Village, Secret of the Village Underside. Partially a meme phrase, though more often than not used in jest while referring to an aspect of Super Mario Sunshine.

"imagine if the Dolphic on the sign translated to 'I'm a chuckster!'"

by PowerfulPianta7-5 February 26, 2024