New Orleans 

Them gotta know how to swim cause when it rains it floods

Hey tom lets go to new orleans

Tom: hell no nigga i cant swim

New Orleans by Tom from state farm June 21, 2018

New Jersey Driveby 

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

New Jersey Driveby by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

New pork 

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

New pork by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

new wheels 

when you get a new skates fresh out of the box

“man your new wheels look sick”

new wheels by fresh out the box September 3, 2018

New age indian 

Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional

Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli

New age indian by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018

New Year's Eve Syndrome 

The sudden inability of your friends to commit to attending your event or party out of fear that something better may come up that they wish to attend. This affliction presents most often around the New Years Eve holiday, where it gets its name, given the large number of competing parties to choose from.

"Are Bob and Susan coming tonight?"
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."

New Year's Eve Syndrome by joeNJw October 19, 2018

New Jersey Devils 

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to [win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.

The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!

New Jersey Devils by 420-69 November 18, 2018