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Emo Mermaid

A term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can't walk.
Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.
by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017
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Emo Sleeve

When an emo who cuts themselves on one or both arms wears long sleeves and makes sure to hold on to the hand holes so they don't slide up accidentally stretch out their sleeves.
After cutting herself on one arm, Anna pulled on a long sleeved shirt and pulled down the sleeve. After two weeks Anna noticed she had major emo sleeve on the left sleeve.
by BexCa May 17, 2009
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emo floof

Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.

They have small penises, too.
He is an "Emo Floof", god damnit.

Everyone knows you're an "Emo Floof."
by Nolyx April 9, 2017
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Emo Hottie

A female emo who although has many of the horrible and annoying traits of a typical emo is also extreemly attractive even when dressed in stupid emo clothes.
Dude 1: I heard u were talking to Erin the other day she is a total Emo Hottie!
Dude 2: fucks yeah!
by randazz September 30, 2008
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emo music

emo music = all music ever created, if you think only a certain type of music is emotional you are a dolt.
Ignoramus:"dude, why do you listen to that emo music shit?"

Me:"Do you realize that all music is emotional in one way or another?"

Ignoramus:"Nuh-uh"

Me:"Saying that only certain types of music have emotion in them is like saying that only certain types of human beings breathe."

Ignoramus:"Wow, yea I guess I am pretty fucking stupid."
by PatrickR February 16, 2009
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emo ovaries

emo ovaries are something like the montly problems girls have.

if you play the emogame, probably part to, it will be explaned to you in a simpler way.

emo boys are born with ovaries.
if they make an album the ovaries will make sure theyre second will suck, so the emo boys have even more reason to feel sad.
Jimmy eat world had theyre ovaries removed, thats probably why they started to suck.

to all of you emo guys never remove your ovaries, its not good for your healt, you will never look as good as you used to. and you will turn into a chav.

i warn you.

and if it hurts, take paracetamol or have sex, it helps.
i wish i was a boy with emo ovaries.

you know this is a bullshit story, but its fun isnt it?
by Kayls September 30, 2005
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emo glasses

thick black rimmed glasses that marose emo kids tend to wear. Mine rock my world.
That emo kid is wearing emo glasses.
by emoem April 3, 2004
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