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Monster Bangerz

1.) n. - Bangerz of unprecedented size, not yet accepted by the masses due to a generalized fear of the unknown.
2.) n. -The result of conflicting emotions such as, disgust and intrigue.
"Wow bob, those guys had some monster bangerz, i'm still shakin..."
"...be advised, radio static the monster bangerz have been released, widespread panic and hysteria flood the streets..radio static proceed with caution."
by ricters August 3, 2018
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cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016
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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012
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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
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Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
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The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger
"The Sideways Monster has struck again"
by Sollarr January 30, 2018
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Trench Monster

Someone from the trenches that gets all the girls
Person 1: Hey, look at that hood rat getting all the bitches
Person 2: Yea, he's a Trench Monster
by RizzGod99 December 19, 2022
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