Monster Energy

Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.

Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

Cunnie monster

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy

Jon is a real cunnie monster

by Cocknose April 18, 2021

chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster

a fatty lip full o' tobacco
(chew)

Sheyooo boy, ill tell you what, after a long hard day of work, a chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster sure hits the spot, right James?

by seth821 January 15, 2008

Mandy monster

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran

That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!

by childgroomer June 12, 2023

Monsterable

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time

Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.

by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018

gucci monster

A super cool person

I always thought Will was a gucci monster

by theamazingpsych February 27, 2022

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018