Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021

Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*

by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

''May we all be mud monsters"

by Givemeurmomplz September 20, 2021

Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.

That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster

by The paper June 13, 2025

Queef monster

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.

“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “

by Lick my delicious balls December 25, 2021