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Max

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot
by Kochst087 May 3, 2021
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Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021
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Max

Is a fucking big C H U n g U S
Wow look at that max “a unit a big chungus
by MaxHater420 January 7, 2019
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Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.
max made a nice catch in football today
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily
Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
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Pepsi Max

Better than that Coke Zero shit, since they changed the formula.
PEPSI MAX MAXIMUM TASTE NO SUGAR!
by Sonic the head chalk September 20, 2022
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Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.
Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go
by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 16, 2023
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