MARCH 26

the day in which we all dump beans in the tub and pretend to be michael Phelps

"Oh dear god it is MARCH 26"
"Oh yay it is MARCH 26"

by Emilythecat March 26, 2023

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March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 23, 2022

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Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 08, 2020

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slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016

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March 10

People born on this date are so pretty and very important to keep around yourself. Keep in mind that if you mess with these people you will have trouble.

Girl: hey your so pretty when where you born?

Me: oh on March 10 why?

Girl:oh no wonder your so pretty ❤️

by Yin lee March 06, 2022

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