A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap
Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
by Rick T. Fier December 13, 2008

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A extremely sexy male, usually longer than 5 inches. Gay as fuck, thicc when lays out, the big thicc boy of the group he will butter you up and Lick your anus, he has a tendency to be a mega thot. Likes to slap his meat hard. Makes an A flat when his cheeks are rung.
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