The Gravy Method

The act of putting gravy powder inside of an individuals asshole and proceeding to mix that gravy until perfect, then either dipping food, tongue or penis inside that persons asshole to get the gravy out

Bro I got so fucked last night and accidentally did the gravy method with my sister again

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025

The Yarus Method

A rule for negotiating base salary for employment.

When provided a range for a given job offer. 1)Subtract the maximum from the minimum to get the range. range
2) Count the percentage of the job detail bullet points you are proficient in. proficiency rate
3) Ask = min of range + (proficiency rate*range)

Sria was proficient in everything in her job requirement and the range was $300,000 - $400,000. Using the Yarus method she decided to ask for $400,000.

Her employer was so impressed they upped her to 500,000.

by SriniFanMan October 2, 2025

The Penner Method

The plan to get a girl extremely drunk and have sexual intercourse with her. Consensual or not.

“Hey bro, Hailey’s been looking real fine lately I might have to try the Penner Method on her”

by Npensquared October 2, 2025

The Finn Method

The Finn Method is a method of sex where you fill every hole including the nose and ears

I used The Finn Method on my sister.

by FinnDoesStuff October 11, 2025

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)

Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .

by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025