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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Curiosity Killed The Cat

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.
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Killing Move

A "killing Move" is a technique specifically designed to murder/absolutely destroy someone or something. It's considered an ultimate move that a person can use to kill and/or annihilate their opponent. It's used in fiction.
Protagonist: "Killing move: God Killing Art"
by The Lier October 3, 2022
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outclass kill

To kill someone with a weapon that outclasses theirs by a huge margin.
Person B: What are you doing?
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.
He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!
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