Jake

Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends

Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!

by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019

Jake

A nigga that reads urban dictionary’s to prove he has a big dick😭

Jake just stop

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Jake

Jake is the king

Jake’s a day dot, he is hot. So let’s trot

by Laud01 November 24, 2021

Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.

Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.

by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!

Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM

by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019

National Jake Month

All of no nut November is national jake month.

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month

by X@ND3R November 1, 2021