Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob

"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."

by BaronVonCuddly September 13, 2018

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 09, 2023

jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick

Jacob Micheal Taylor is very caring

by Very trusted source September 21, 2021

jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018