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Jacob

romantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever meromantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney spina
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Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!
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Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
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Jacob has the best nips
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Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.
Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.
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Jacob

Person1: Hi how was your day

Person 2: I had to hang around with Jacob All day what do you think

Person 1: sorry man feel bad
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Jacob Prittie

He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.
EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!
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