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happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --
Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.
by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017
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Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
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happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin
Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!
by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025
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Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.
Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever
by highjinks February 19, 2025
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happy inside

A. Adjective: That moment describing the satisfaction after the rush of adrenaline numbing the pain after anal sex.
A. Adjective: Did it make you happy inside, bro?
by LoopyD September 13, 2017
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happiness

happiness means just landing on earth, walking on earth and spreading love and sharing the goodness. and making the world a beautiful place. much much more beautiful. nd strong. happiness is the simplicity of believing your first love. it was never a lie. love is the only truth. the rest is irrelevant. happiness means awareness. means connecting to the network of the shared consciousness. happiness is being fearless.. happiness is sometimes to be weak even though you might not be weak.happiness is ... so simple.. happiness is to live in your childhood dreams in an adult body.. all sins are allowed but just like wine, drink reasonable (it's for your own good) and accept that some people do not need to drink wine!! hah! yessss they do not!!!
the day i embraced my inner child, i felt happiness if true
by SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZ December 5, 2015
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Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.
Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!
by Katarax April 21, 2015
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