Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

Happy Trail

The path of hair leading from a dudes belly button to his dick.

Richard! Put your shirt back on! No one wants to see your nasty happy trail, you Dick!

by chkn nuget dino October 21, 2018

happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.

Happy santa always makes my anus so full.

by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021

Happy Ending

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis

Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025

Happy pissed

So angry that you start laughing before fighting someone.

Dude Jake was happy pissed, he started laughing then broke dudes eyesocket.

by Strangerfriend May 28, 2025

happy emo

a rare sighting or event of something

''What a happy emo, we've never noticed any issues with this fridge..'' they never seen the fridge break down that way it's rare that's what happy emo is

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

by Murlock69 July 13, 2023