horse porn

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
by peepeefart137293829 June 15, 2021
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An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018
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Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
I rode a drunk horse last night.
by Hanna Banana1 November 24, 2016
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Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you
Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!
by Redpanda9 July 05, 2011
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nuke horse

Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.
That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him
by fghjdfokjsa July 12, 2021
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Leonard the tiny horse

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.
I love Leonard the tiny horse.
YES
by LargeBanana September 30, 2023
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Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
by Peter Sheen November 24, 2021
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