whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

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got the ups

The phrase "Got the ups" is a polite slang way to say "i am sick and throwing up"

Boss: "okay , are you putting in for a personal or sick day?"
Employee: "im gonna need a sick day, i got the ups"

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Get Kafaced means you got aced in an online video game without any difficulty from the enemy

Did you see how shroud got kafacedkafaced the enemy team?

by fensyes January 25, 2021

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Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022

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Becomin a victim of a sexual terrorist attack that impacts 5 or more people from the same friend group

Bro did you hear? Joe and James both got feaged last night

by Bigbols March 16, 2022

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When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019

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Greece's Got Talent is basically America's Got Talent, except it takes place in Greece, the judges are stricter and the acts are not as good.

Right now I'm in the bathroom because I drank too much ice tea watching Greece's Got Talent with my family.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 09, 2022

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