by anonymous December 18, 2023
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Get the David Wilson humor mug.There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 8, 2023
Get the David mug.Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
by anonymous July 8, 2023
Get the David Bernstein mug.Their are many false beliefs, and other misunderstandings from things that have no base according to the truth, for what this name is. David Herman in truth is a man of God, is unique and believes in Jesus Christ, the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. His purpose is intended for God's will, and does not have anyone in his life, he only throughout his whole life has one person in truth that has been given to him as his brother in Jesus Christ. Otherwise it is just him and the Almighty father.
by It's The Niggas July 9, 2023
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by toogleboogle July 26, 2023
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