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David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch
When david talks you just say shut up fatty
by Matejaberic January 25, 2022
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David

David is somebody you don’t want to leave, he can be the light of your life and the absolute backbone of your happiness if you let him. David is sweet and kind-hearted.
Bailee fell in love with David the moment they met, she knows she’ll never meet somebody like him.
by Pluhdo November 22, 2021
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The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".
"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"
by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018
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David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.
You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.
by Bravoss November 28, 2021
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David boi

by A man man man man May 17, 2019
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David

The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.
I can’t let go of David for being Emo!
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David

David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
I met a David, and he was amazing!
by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021
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