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Christian

A hot fuckking god with a large penis. Loves 69. Who could ask for more? He is always funny and nice. One of the smartest in the class. He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. Christian is a very sporty guy.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
Christian is defined as a God, Girls bestfriend and a Legend
by i have a Crush on Christian December 12, 2016
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.
“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”
by notchrisjr February 26, 2022
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OSRS Christian Clan

The members are welcoming, encouraging, and respectful, creating a positive environment where players can connect, grow, and support one another in Old School RuneScape adventures and Discord chats. It’s a place where faith and friendship come together naturally.

Our Discord: discord.gg/gX7ynCj7eU
Zorva is a OSRS Christian Clan that truly values fellowship and community.
by Tony2020 November 16, 2025
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Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting
You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh
by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020
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Christian Tackett

Dumb Monkey Nigger of a man hes not even funny
Bro youre so funny! unlike Christian Tackett
by Adilf hotler May 22, 2022
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