grabbing a chocolate bar

at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 3, 2014

Chocolate fist blast

To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.

"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"

by Cinnamonring May 17, 2014

Anal Hate Chocolate

A term used to describe knocking someone out. Then, pooping on them.

"Anyone who hits on my boyfriend will make me mad enough to knock unconscious and spread lots of Anal Hate Chocolate on them. Kay?!"

by Richard Nuttbutter August 26, 2014

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

To dip one's scrotum(testicles) into another one's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries with that women.

by jtgta September 12, 2014

Broken Chocolate Bar

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.

Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"

by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015

chocolate glazed donut

When you fucking in the ass. And you cum. When you pull out you grab the base of your dick and pull up from base to tip. The poo and semen left on your hand is a chocolate glazed donut

Fucked her in the ass till I came. Then she turned around and ate a chocolate glazed donut

by Shinodalike October 1, 2015

PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016