droppin' a chocolate penguin

taking a shit

dude, jeremy totally was droppin' a chocolate penguin on matt's chest

by lewzer0 December 28, 2011

Chocolate fist blast

To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.

"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"

by Cinnamonring May 17, 2014

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

To dip one's scrotum(testicles) into another one's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries with that women.

by jtgta September 12, 2014

Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

chocolate strawberry cheerios

bloody, dirty, messy, poopy, anal sex

"I did chocolate strawberry cheerios to your sister"

by donald_trumps_pubic_hair April 7, 2023

Chocolate snot rocket

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.

While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.

by jc1718 December 26, 2020

California chocolate bar

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

by American sadass June 13, 2018