Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

beat hungry

When you take on a gang bang in prison for so long that are sad and hungry after.

Oscar was so beat hungry in cell 15 last night he had to give a blow job to Andre for some Cheetos.

by Mieghyan September 15, 2016

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Beat

Noun/Verb

1. A full face/heavy of makeup
2. The act of putting on said makeup

1. Your beat looks so good.

Did you see her beat?
2. I gotta beat my face, so imma be late.

by sp.ice August 19, 2024

Beating of gums and chipping of teeth

A popular 1940's term for a rumor spreading about. Common synonym to Scuttlebutt

There was much beating of gums and chipping of teeth over the air raid last week among the troops.

by Spunk Idiot September 1, 2021

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Beat A Owner Day

beat a owner day is a day on the 12th december in wich you can beat any owner of discord server and they can not fight back

guy: i am so mad with this server
owner: then just leave
guy: WAIT IS THE BEAT A OWNER DAY
owner OH NO

by the real puff puff December 11, 2022