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Adam

A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?
“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”
by WaywardWriter February 21, 2022
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Dirty Adam

The act of fucking your girlfriend and then do boobplay with a girl called Grace outside of a college.
No way, he just did a Dirty Adam
by TheRealAnonDon May 20, 2024
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Adam

Adam is that guy. People love him. He has a habit of making enemies, but his actual friends all love him. He can be kind of weak and not very manly sometimes, but other times he is very very easy to follow. People often look up to him, usually slightly younger twins, but Adam seems to be the center of attention in any environment. Adam has a lot more to him when it comes to his dating situation. Many girls have asked him out but hes a forever bachelor so he says no. But sometimes he has to fuck girls because they won a dare. Adam likes to jerk off. He can be very mean sometimes but only to his younger brother and outsiders. When his younger brother is being bullied by others adam gives them a slap in the woopie. Make sure to love Adam always because like i said before, he is that guy.
Logan: "Yo Adam want to play nhl?"
Adam: "No i'm playing bedwars."
by GirishHater135 November 15, 2023
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Adam

Adam is thick an bootiful. He's single and ready to mingle. You can trust him with any thing. He's good at rocket league and fortnite. He's the best
Adam is so bootiful
by Ssh jsh October 28, 2020
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Adam

An Arab boy who is usually suspected of acts of terrorism by his friends. He likes to make 9/11 jokes and even though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves men.

Adams usually find a small friend group full of nerds and losers who he can bully to make himself feel better, and he takes pleasure in making himself feel more powerful than others.
Did you hear where Adam was on September 11th?
by Greg Moncarlo June 4, 2024
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Adam Thielen

I Adam Thielened all over the floor, because I am too sophisticated for toilets.
by Yojeffery March 21, 2022
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Adam

A lying dumbass who tells ppl “I get 95’s on all my tests” “im a computer head that gets a lot of head” he is very stupid and needs to be quit during class. His mom is a savage
Adam is a dumbass
by Aaron 😂 January 21, 2020
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