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sloppy juice

Noun: A murderer who has left so many clues as to the perpetrator that they are easily caught.

Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.
"That guy was so easy to convict, that was some sloppy juice"

Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'
by Kspraydad November 11, 2008
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pour the juice

does anyone have to pour the juice before we go on our car trip?

i poured the juice.
by Malikai August 3, 2007
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Surf Juice

A mixed drink created by youngsters with no regrets -

One part blue gatorade
One part purple gatorade
One part sprite
Two parts Apple McCormick.

Voila.
... And on the 8th day, God made Surf Juice.

Person A: "I got so sloshed last night, man.

Person B: "What did you have to drink?"
Person A: "Surf juice. Such a fine beverage..."
by Natalie Weaver February 12, 2012
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Juicing Dongs

That chick totally juiced my dong last night.

That girl loves juicing dongs, everyone knows it.

Go juice a dong.
by Eddie Baumgartner October 2, 2008
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Butter Juice

Butter juices are the collective fluids left in a mans anus after a vigorous pounding, including spit, lube, sperm, shit and cock cheese.
Ooh, I can feel some of those butter juices running down my thigh from when Danny fucked my arse last night.
by Vashvash May 14, 2018
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crunk juiced

drinking juice to get crunked
basically, getting trashed.
"she called me yesterday and asked me about it ... but I don't really remember because I was getting crunk juiced."

He was so crunk juiced after the party, that he hooked up with his best friend's girl.
by catwoman wonderwoman June 20, 2008
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juice day

A "Juice Day" or "Juice morning" when hungover or otherwise, is when you drink juice all day as it is more sustaining than water and you dont think you are capable of eating food yet.
"How was Richelles last night?"
"Okay. Having a wicked juice day today though."
by asdf** January 11, 2008
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