Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Tree

A fat tall person who has no friends and sucks dick

Ur a tree

by Snsbcisnc July 3, 2019

Tree

someone who is a fucking tall ass bitch and is literally the size of a tree. TREEs. Smoke trees not weed. I mean like branches from those things that grow out of the ground, not the tall ass bitches. Actually, no, chop off their limbs. Smoke them.

He's a tree.

by SatanHimself*4 September 22, 2019

family tree maker

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by family tree maker 2019 September 17, 2019

flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 17, 2016

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Tree pig

A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.

Did you see the tree pig eat that horse.

by Tri pod 24 May 4, 2021