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Hat

A thing that grows and cuts on top of your head the scalp.

Your hat covers your scalp. You can remove the hat by shaving or getting a haircut.
No hat you are bald with a hat you have hair.
by Adam Nehdi March 10, 2024
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horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
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Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
by LaGarrius July 8, 2010
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Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole
That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat
by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023
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drug hat

The drug hat is a very stylish hat that has a inconspicuous pocket located on the inside, for drugs from the ops
Friend one: hey bro have you seen my drug hat?
Friend two: is it that hella fresh one with th drugs in it?
Friend one: yeah thats it
by uSbdmsnd March 11, 2021
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toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head
put hat on head than eat raw potato
by Lady Bish July 5, 2020
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