Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013
Get the poon ninjamug. Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
Get the Jordan The Ninjamug. Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms
by NiggasInPans May 6, 2024
Get the Nintendo Ninjasmug. A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.
I ninja'd drake.
Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.
Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020
Get the Ninjamug. by Hash00 February 15, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. by Floppy jack October 21, 2011
Get the Ninja Sprinklermug. by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013
Get the porch ninjamug.